So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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