i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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