She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize