No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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