I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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