It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So much rum. So many feels.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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