Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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