Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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