AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
