I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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