i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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