You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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