Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
