its not stalking. its research.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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