Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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