Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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