i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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