You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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