i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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