Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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