I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
i think we sleep fucked last night...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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