I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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