so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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