its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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