Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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