Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just want nice things and good sex
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