plz talk dirty to me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
