People with herpes should wear stickers.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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