Sry I called you an 8
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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