Do vagina's smell?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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