Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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