Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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