Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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