We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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