how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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