it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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