This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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