turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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