Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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