I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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