I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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