Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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