her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So. Much. Porn.
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