I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We are all done wearing pants today
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Randomize
