NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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