I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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