I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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