wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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