Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it's like iHOP with fire
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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