I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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