Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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