i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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