NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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