umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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