too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
